*Obviously, this is supposed to be just a funny article. But these days, a disclaimer needs to be added and that it is all LGBTTQQIAAP++++++ friendly, so NOBODY gets offended. So, there it goes: Sometimes, when I am trying to get dressed, I find myself just staring at my clothes for an hour. I have…
. My New Book “Apparently, there were Complaints” is Out.
Ladies and Gentlemen, can I please have your attention for this public service announcement: I did it again. My fifth book has been published. What the book is about: Like my previous books, I have written essays on my life in general, about simplifying, how not to kill your kid(s), and how to create a…
.Pondering at the Pond.
One thing that always makes me happy is being out in nature. I love nature. I love trees, flowers, and the feeling of walking barefoot in the grass. I spend a lot of time outside every day. I love doing yoga outside. I love to meditate outside. Sometimes I even shower outside. What I am…
.Directions – My 41st Birthday.
I believe there are two kinds of people: Alive people and Not Alive people. Alive people are engaged in the act of living, attuned to others, present in the moment, and “a little bit shiny”. Not alive people, on the other hand, exhibit and almost spiritual dullness. They are dampened, muted, and view life at…
.How I Publish a Book while my Son plays Minecraft.
My son (Joel) and I are sitting in the living room. He is playing Minecraft and I am working on getting my 5th book published. Getting Started Mom, first, you need to decide between Creative Mode and Survival Mode. In Creative Mode, you are like a god, the lord and master of all you see,…
.English Kid’s Books to Love and Get Lost in. *
*and yes, I own all of them. These days I enjoy quality summer time in my garden, swimming, lounging, reading, and just relaxing. I rearranged all my bookshelves and feel so happy to be surrounded by all those sweet relics collected over the years. I found myself picking through my bookshelves, and realized that the…
.Straight but Politically Correct.
Hey, you! Don’t say straight! Children are too young to learn about gender identity and gender roles. Why should kids be indoctrinated to believe that women should marry men and be their wives? This nuclear family model didn’t even exist for most of homo sapiens’ existence. It is just a gross, freakish phenomenon, like pairing…
.Male Advice every Woman needs to Know.
From my experience when it comes to men, they tend to see things less complicated than women do. I had a conversation with a friend at work the other day who told me that he has a cookbook with easy recipes because it does not need to be complicated what is on his plate. He…
.Children: Pro or Con.
Sommer holidays are around the corner. Schools will be closed for nine weeks! NINE weeks. As I am generally quite fond of children, I am raising an eight-year-old, I reach my limits on certain days. We are approaching another long weekend but before he has a maths quiz which we studied for. After a while,…
.Lately.
A lot has changed in my life and I feel so much better. I am still easygoing but sometimes difficult. A woman who startles easily. I still forget to wash an apple before I eat it. I think, “Yes, things could be grosser, hotter and nastier”. The sound of people spitting bothers me. I still…