Under the sea, There’ll be no accusations, Just friendly crustaceans, Under the Seeeeeeeeeeeeea! – Homer Simpson A few weeks ago, I sold my voice to a sea witch to become a human woman. It was an incredible adventure at first. I fell in love! I made new friends. I learned so much about the culture…
.Emojis.
“Actions are the first tragedy in life, words are the second. Words are perhaps worse.” – Oscar Wilde Dear Emoji Creator Team, I am writing to you to inquire about the company policy regarding which skin colour emoji I am allowed to use on the messaging service via email or text messages. These days I…
.Same Old You.
So, I have got some big news for you: It is never too late to keep the body you have right now. Let’s be honest. Do you feel comfortable in your body? Do you want to lose weight or get in shape? I wanted to lose some weight, but it was not the initial goal….
.Kids Today.
I had a chat with a friend yesterday. About kids. About our kids who played Nintendo Switch like there is no tomorrow. Kids today! They’re always toting their Air Up bottles around like they’re going to die of dehydration. Give me a break. All they’re doing is scrolling through their phones, iPads—how does that even…
.Wrong Password.
So, I was waiting for a return email and at the same time I could not log into my account anymore. I simply could not. The password was still the same, didn’t need to be changed but I wasn’t able to log in and register for all those mandatory online trainings. So much pressure. I…
. Dog Days.
Wake up my sleepy, and loud open-mouth-breather, it’s 4:01 a.m. and I feel chatty! I might be small but I’m a warm-blooded lunatic and I’m right outside your bedroom door. I love each new day, what it might bring, the possibilities, and the joy of the unknown. One thing is certain, though, and that is…
.My Issues with the “Goodnight Moon” Bedroom.
This is kind of a book recommendation but only kind of. I’ve read Goodnight Moon almost every night for two years straight to my son when he was tiny. It’s a wonderful book which my son enjoyed. But here are some of my issues with the bedroom depicted in it. 1. The Size of the…
.That Time I went to a Psychic.
A lot of people who know I am writing books ask me, “So, do you think it is going to be any good? Well, do you?” It is hard to tell how successful or good anything will be. And, to be honest, it makes me a little nervous. That is why I decided to do…
. Baby Talk.
It seems so many women are getting pregnant these days. Do I want to get pregnant again? Hellz no! I do have an almost nine year-old son who I love unconditionally and the whole parenting thing becomes easier or let’s say “it changes”. But the thought to have another baby gives me chills. Besides, giving…
.Other Car Drivers – Meet Racer X.
Sometimes I wonder why some car drivers are in a possession of a drivers license. WHY are some allowed to drive? Don’t you wonder sometimes or are you Racer X? This is what I think went through the mind of the Audi Q7 sports- edition- driver who I had the pleasure to “meet” at the…