Step 1: Open the box and locate the wax strips, instruction booklet, and post-wax soothing wipes with essential oils. Step 2: Open your pantry and locate your strongest bottle of hard liquor, shot glass, and a half-empty box of chocolate. Step 3: Take off everything below the waist…
I can’t even….. WHAT can’t you even? At work, I heard the expression “I can’t even” so many times that I finally have to write about it. When I lived in New York, I heard it even more often and actually became a critical fan.…
*Time flies!!!! Always keep that in mind. Note to all parents and people trying to get pregnant on this planet: Parenting is NOT easy! EVER! It just slowly changes into more insanity! Many times it is not fun and it is a lot of work.…
*Honestly, I was not sure and since this is the proper way to address humans now, there you go. That person is so charming and uncomplicated, standing there quietly reading her book. This person is definitely a keeper. This style is very unique. Are these…
The other day, my son came home from school and barely looked at me while he threw his school bag in the corner and left with his friends for the playground. “Bye mom, I will be home at 6.30 p.m. for supper,” he yelled. And…
The other day I had a chat with a friend about makeup. She suggested that we apply makeup again since we didn’t do so in a long time. Honestly, I am not a huge makeup person. I don’t have the time in the morning for…
There was a time when I thought it would be great to work a bit on my French but had no desire to attend physical classes. So, I installed the Duolingo App on my phone so I could conveniently study anywhere. What I didn’t know…
Under the sea, There’ll be no accusations, Just friendly crustaceans, Under the Seeeeeeeeeeeeea! – Homer Simpson A few weeks ago, I sold my voice to a sea witch to become a human woman. It was an incredible adventure at first. I fell in love! I…
“Actions are the first tragedy in life, words are the second. Words are perhaps worse.” – Oscar Wilde Dear Emoji Creator Team, I am writing to you to inquire about the company policy regarding which skin colour emoji I am allowed to use on the…
So, I have got some big news for you: It is never too late to keep the body you have right now. Let’s be honest. Do you feel comfortable in your body? Do you want to lose weight or get in shape? I wanted to…
