{"id":6977,"date":"2026-05-15T04:42:27","date_gmt":"2026-05-15T04:42:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/?p=6977"},"modified":"2026-05-15T04:42:30","modified_gmt":"2026-05-15T04:42:30","slug":"math-problems-for-moms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/?p=6977","title":{"rendered":".Math Problems For Moms."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"690\" height=\"942\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/cover_151116_690.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6979\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><em>via The New Yorker <\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The other day, I checked my son\u2019s math homework, and I started to cry. Math was never my preferred subject in school. I just never understood it, no matter how hard I studied. I am so glad he knows what all those formulas and sad circles mean. These days, he loves to study for math tests by teaching and explaining this weird stuff to me. I love my smart boy. I don\u2019t know many moms who are good at math, so I will share some math problems with you. Let\u2019s see if you can find the solution. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>1. You have two children, ages two and five. You must take them to the dentist at 10 a.m. tomorrow, which is five kilometers from home, and you\u2019ll be driving at thirty km\/h. When should you start getting your children ready to leave?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ANSWER: Yesterday. This allows for one roadside stop to find a lost teddy bear, a second to break up a sibling fight that includes a bloody nose, and a third to clean up vomit. In other words, just pay that appointment no-show fee now and let their teeth rot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>2. You cook spaghetti and meatballs for your family, which they have enjoyed at least two hundred times in the past. What is the statistical probability that all of your kids will inexplicably say this is the most disgusting meal ever and refuse to eat it?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ANSWER: 100 percent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>3. One of your children must be at soccer practice at 4 p.m.; the other has their piano lesson at 4:30 p.m.; and you have a mammogram booked for 4:45 p.m. Will you make it back to pick up your kids from their respective lessons before 5:30 p.m.?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ANSWER: Yes, because you had to take an urgent Zoom call from your boss about the teriyaki chicken you left in the office fridge three weeks ago. You\u2019ve now missed your appointment, but don\u2019t worry, it will only take two years to book another one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>4. Add the following to work out how long it will take you to get your child to sleep tonight:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Screaming about shower time for five minutes, plus screaming about the end of shower time for ten minutes, plus demanding to be re-wrapped in a towel eight times so it feels \u201cright\u201d for ten minutes =\u00a0<strong>25 mins<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Arguing about needing the Stitch pajamas,\u00a0NOT\u00a0the \u201cdumb\u201d\u00a0<em>Bluey<\/em>\u00a0ones, for five minutes, plus having a demonic episode because they\u2019re too wet to get them on for ten minutes =\u00a0<strong>15 mins<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Smearing toothpaste on the basin, mirror, and walls for five minutes, plus brushing teeth for five seconds =\u00a0<strong>3.05 mins<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Refusing to use toilet =\u00a0<strong>2 mins<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Reading\u00a0<em>The Gruffalo<\/em>\u00a0=\u00a0<strong>10 mins<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Reading\u00a0<em>The Gruffalo<\/em>\u00a0again, but with a weird accent =\u00a0<strong>10 mins<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Reading\u00a0<em>The Gruffalo<\/em>\u00a0again, but with a weird accent and also in song =\u00a0<strong>10 mins<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Getting a cup of water =\u00a0<strong>2 mins<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Getting another cup of water because the first one tasted \u201cyucky\u201d =\u00a0<strong>3 mins<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Going to the toilet because of all the water =\u00a0<strong>3 mins<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Getting up because they\u2019re scared of\u00a0<em>The Gruffalo<\/em>\u00a0=\u00a0<strong>2 mins<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Wanting you to sing\u00a0<em>KPop Demon Hunters<\/em>\u00a0in a lullaby arrangement =\u00a0<strong>2 mins<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Reciting\u00a0<em>The Gruffalo<\/em>\u00a0from memory with your eyes closed, then falling asleep before your child does =\u00a0<strong>5 mins<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>ANSWER:<\/strong>\u00a0Trick question\u2014your child is still awake.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>5. You must be up at 5 a.m. tomorrow, but you only got the kids to bed at 9 p.m. To ensure you get the recommended nightly sleep allocation for adult women (eight hours), should you:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A. Go to sleep immediately<br>B. Watch one quick\u00a0<em>Friends<\/em>\u00a0episode to unwind<br>C. Open a bottle of wine, and watch five back-to-back episodes of\u00a0<em>Sex and the City <\/em>while scrolling Instagram <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ANSWER: A, but you\u2019ll definitely choose C. Screw the recommendations; you need this \u201cme\u201d time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>6. You pulled an all-nighter before your child\u2019s eighth birthday, wrapping presents, stuffing goodie bags, and baking a dairy-free Labubu cake. How many times does your kid say thank you?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A. 3<br>B. 1<br>C. -5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ANSWER: C. There were no thank-yous, and your child had an explosive tantrum because her Labubu was orchid pink, not pastel pink.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>7. Your husband is working away this week. What is the statistical probability of one or more of these things occurring within twenty-four hours of his departure?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A once-in-a-hundred-year hailstorm knocks out the power to your house so that you cannot use your phone, the Wi-Fi, or your electric vehicle<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>One of your children comes down with a new, rare form of flesh-eating bacteria<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Another of your children gets lice<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You get lice, the flesh-eating bacteria, and a\u00a0UTI<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Your children\u2019s fighting becomes so violent and loud that a neighbor calls the cops<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ANSWER: 100 percent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>8. You have a spare thousand euros to spend (remember, this is theoretical). Is it better for your mental health to spend it on:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A. Therapy\u00a0<br>B. A cleaner<br>C. A rusty old van<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ANSWER: C. Park the van in an abandoned lot where you can drink white wine, eat leftover Goldfish from your handbag, and scream into the abyss.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>9. Your kids make you breakfast in bed for Mother\u2019s Day, unsupervised. There is syrup on the kitchen ceiling, the smoke alarm is blaring, and the dog is licking raw eggs off the floor. How long will it take you to clean up?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ANSWER: It doesn\u2019t matter. Your stomach is full of pancakes, your sheets are covered in dog slobber, and your tired heart is full of love. 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