{"id":6939,"date":"2026-03-13T05:50:38","date_gmt":"2026-03-13T05:50:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/?p=6939"},"modified":"2026-03-13T05:55:27","modified_gmt":"2026-03-13T05:55:27","slug":"introduction-to-free-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/?p=6939","title":{"rendered":".Introduction to Free Time."},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Sometimes, it is not about working all this overtime and cashing in. It is also important to have actual time off to do what makes you happy. For example, to spend time with yourself in that house or apartment you are paying for, because money is not everything. You will never get back that time. Unless you subscribe to Free Time<\/em>. This is how you can get all your time spent at work back. Remember: Subscribe to Free Time.<\/em> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

From the innovators who brought you Taking a Nap<\/em> and Just Chilling<\/em>, Free Time<\/em> is a luxury experience beyond your wildest dreams.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Free Time<\/em> isn\u2019t just a new product\u2014it\u2019s a total wellness optimization platform. It\u2019s not an app but rather a mind-blowing vessel of unstructured time where you can do anything your heart desires, or nothing at all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your Free Time<\/em> comes loaded with options that are as boundless as your imagination. You can lie on the couch and read a novel, or just space out and drool. Go for a walk if you want. Stop and stare at a bird and take dozens of pictures, if that\u2019s your kink.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do you want to buy a big pretzel and eat it for twenty minutes, even though that sounds like way too long? Go for it. This is Free<\/em> Time<\/em>. Dip it in cheese and stand around like an idiot while you chew your pretzel and watch everyone run around like rats. Why are they all so fast and angry? Because they don\u2019t have Free Time<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Want lower blood pressure? Less work anxiety? Fewer violent urges? Free Time<\/em> delivers all of those. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Would you like to wander around a nearby park, randomly try a headstand, then give up, and buy three different types of tacos? That\u2019s been a core feature of Free Time<\/em> since day one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Our competitors offer products like \u201cOverscheduled Vacation\u201d and \u201cPerformative Hobby to Brag About on Instagram.\u201d But peer-reviewed studies show that these products require constant maintenance, and Free Time<\/em> is up to 83 percent more effective at letting you just lie in the grass and twirl a stick while you think, \u201cDude, life awesome.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We\u2019ve even upped the ante with Free Time 2.0<\/em>. In previous versions, a random birthday party for your coworker could sneak onto your calendar, destroying your Free Time<\/em>. In 2.0<\/em>, we\u2019ve removed him and you won\u2019t see his text messages anymore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Questions? Read on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

FAQS<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIsn\u2019t Free Time for kids? It feels morally wrong for me to have some.\u201d<\/em>
Absolutely not. Free Time<\/em> is suitable for all ages.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHow come I\u2019ve never heard of Free Time before?\u201d<\/em>
Because society is sick.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHow do I activate the \u2018do nothing\u2019 feature?\u201d<\/em>
This is one of Free Time\u2019s<\/em> most popular features. To activate, simply fire up your Free Time,<\/em> then don\u2019t do anything else.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIs Free Time bad for me?\u201d<\/em>
No. Who told you that?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cMy wife\/husband\/in-law learned I have Free Time, and they became aggressive.\u201d<\/em>
Don\u2019t worry. Your purchase includes a defense guide with quick responses\u2014e.g., \u201cI am a human, and all humans need Free<\/em> Time<\/em>!\u201d or \u201cHey, look, a squirrel!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cA coworker FaceTimed me during my Free Time and asked, \u2018Hey, you coming to my birthday party?\u2019 Help!\u201d<\/em>
Contact customer support. We will deal with him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI feel like I\u2019m letting everyone down when I have Free Time. How do I stop the shame?\u201d<\/em>
These feelings are natural. Just fire up your Free Time. Then wander over to a matinee movie and eat a large popcorn. Then, go home and read a book called\u00a0An Illustrated History of Dragons<\/em>\u00a0and have pancakes for dinner. The guilt will recede into the background.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cShould I answer my phone during Free Time?\u201d<\/em>
We don\u2019t recommend it. It might be a call from your uncle, who just got out of prison and wants you to invest in his personal cryptocurrency, T-Coin. Don\u2019t pick up. Don\u2019t let him take your Free Time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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WARNING: Free Time has been proven addictive in\u00a0clinical trials. Side effects include a relaxed shit-eating grin that will make people think you\u2019re up to no good. Free Time may make you reflect on your pathological need to overstuff your calendar to prove your self-worth. It is not refundable or transferable. Free Time is part of a balanced lifestyle that should also include \u201cActually Doing Things\u201d and \u201cContributing to Your Family and Society.\u201d Please use Free Time responsibly.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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