{"id":6409,"date":"2024-04-05T04:50:11","date_gmt":"2024-04-05T04:50:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/?p=6409"},"modified":"2024-04-08T11:09:57","modified_gmt":"2024-04-08T11:09:57","slug":"emails-from-my-dentist-that-would-actually-make-me-schudule-an-appointment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/?p=6409","title":{"rendered":".Emails From My Dentist that Would Actually Make me Schedule an Appointment."},"content":{"rendered":"
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I hate going to the dentist. Hate it! With a passion! And I am always scared and avoid appointments like the plague. There were times when I was in so much pain but I still didn’t go. Every thought of going to a dentist’s office creates immense stress and discomfort in me. This is due to many traumatizing dentist visits in my childhood. I am not exaggerating. Did I mention that I hate dentists? Will this ever get better? Maybe if my dentist would send me an email like these listed below I would agree to schedule an appointment to overcome my trauma. Maybe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Possible emails: <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

YOU\u2019RE OVERDUE FOR A CLEANING! Jennifer at reception started having an affair with one of the dentists, and her husband will be storming into the office to confront them about it during your appointment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

YOU\u2019RE\u00a0OVERDUE\u00a0FOR\u00a0A\u00a0CLEANING! Our new latex gloves are chocolate-flavored.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

YOU\u2019RE OVERDUE FOR A CLEANING! We are going to start publicly posting on our website when all of our patients\u2019 last appointments were, so you can\u2019t lie when your mom asks. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

YOU\u2019RE OVERDUE FOR A CLEANING! The TV in our waiting room is playing Notting Hill and Die Hard 1<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

YOU\u2019RE OVERDUE FOR A CLEANING! I really shouldn\u2019t be telling you this, but did you know that Dwayne Johnson is one of our patients, too? Who knows, maybe you might bump into him here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

YOU\u2019RE OVERDUE FOR A CLEANING! Your teeth look disgusting when you wear a white shirt. Everybody thinks so.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

YOU\u2019RE OVERDUE FOR A CLEANING! We promise we won\u2019t annoy you about getting your wisdom teeth removed this time. And won\u2019t even ask you how often you floss. That\u2019s none of our business.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

YOU\u2019RE OVERDUE FOR A CLEANING! We\u2019ll let you take a silly one on the X-ray and ask as many silly questions as you want (and even more than you usually do).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

YOU\u2019RE OVERDUE FOR A CLEANING! One time, somebody put off their cleaning for an extra month, and all of their teeth fell out, and they died. I\u2019m sure that won\u2019t happen to you though\u2026 but you never know.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

YOU\u2019RE OVERDUE FOR A CLEANING! There\u2019s a bouncing castle in the parking lot now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

YOU’RE OVERDUE FOR A CLEANING! There is caramel toffee and champagne in the waiting room. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

YOU\u2019RE OVERDUE FOR A CLEANING! Honestly, forget about posting it to our website. How about we call your mom directly and tell her when you last came in? We have her phone number since she\u2019s your emergency contact. Guess that means you\u2019re probably single, huh? Maybe you wouldn\u2019t be if you had a better smile\u2026 just saying.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

YOU\u2019RE OVERDUE FOR A CLEANING! We taught the fish in the lobby\u2019s aquarium how to do a loop-the-loop\u2014you gotta come check this out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

YOU\u2019RE OVERDUE FOR A CLEANING! Help! We\u2019re trapped under something heavy and need you to come free us. We\u2019re only able to reach our keyboard to send this one email, and the battery is about to die, so you\u2019re our only hope.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

YOU\u2019RE OVERDUE FOR A CLEANING! In the mood to have a neck and foot massage in the waiting room? Come on down!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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