{"id":6390,"date":"2024-03-15T05:46:19","date_gmt":"2024-03-15T05:46:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/?p=6390"},"modified":"2024-03-15T05:46:24","modified_gmt":"2024-03-15T05:46:24","slug":"a-day-at-the-condom-factory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/?p=6390","title":{"rendered":".A Day at the Condom Factory. *"},"content":{"rendered":"
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*This is how I think it is like working at a condom factory. Reminder: It can always be worse. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

EMPLOYEE<\/strong>: You see any good penises lately?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SECOND\u00a0EMPLOYEE<\/strong>: It\u2019s Friday. So, yes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

EMPLOYEE<\/strong>: Me too. Our whole job is to look at, then discuss penises at a professional level.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SECOND\u00a0EMPLOYEE<\/strong>: Yes, we\u2019re just professionals who study penises and then have meetings to discuss what we learned about the penises so we can make a better product for penises. Five days a week, 260 working days a year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

EMPLOYEE<\/strong>: Speaking of which, today I\u2019m giving a presentation to our coworkers, who are also penis professionals. I\u2019ll be sharing all of the new things we\u2019ve learned recently about the experience of sex from the perspective of the penis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SECOND\u00a0EMPLOYEE<\/strong>: Is the one employee who works in the Vagina Department going to be there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

EMPLOYEE:<\/strong> Unimportant. What are you working on today?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SECOND\u00a0EMPLOYEE<\/strong>: More research on lambskin and how it fits on different types of penises.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

EMPLOYEE<\/strong>: Remember how we discovered that you can use the skin from a lamb to cover a penis?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SECOND\u00a0EMPLOYEE<\/strong>: Yeah, that was a wild project. Very aggressive timelines. Tons of lambs and penises. I\u2019m really proud of that work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

EMPLOYEE: <\/strong>Our work is the type of thing you can talk about openly with mixed company, such as during dinner with your in-laws, when chatting with a neighbor, or when you\u2019re catching up with parents of children that go to your kid\u2019s school.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SECOND\u00a0EMPLOYEE<\/strong>: Definitely. I discuss my career working with penises with my father-in-law all the time. He\u2019s one of those technical types of guys who likes discussing cars, sound systems, and the various trajectories of the penis that the skin from a lamb is designed to accommodate during sex.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

EMPLOYEE:<\/strong> My dad loves talking about my work with penises too. There must be something about that generation, because they sure do love penises.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SECOND\u00a0EMPLOYEE<\/strong>: Don\u2019t we all in this line of work? Why else would we dedicate the majority of our lives to the study of penises and penis mechanics?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

EMPLOYEE<\/strong>: It\u2019s sure not for the health insurance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SECOND\u00a0EMPLOYEE<\/strong>: For me, it\u2019s really about leaving a legacy and doing something that my children and my family can associate me with for the rest of their\u2014hey, look, a penis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

*This is how I think it is like working at a condom factory. Reminder: It can always be worse. EMPLOYEE: You see any good penises lately? SECOND\u00a0EMPLOYEE: It\u2019s Friday. So, yes. EMPLOYEE: Me too. Our whole job is to look at, then discuss penises at a professional level. SECOND\u00a0EMPLOYEE: Yes, we\u2019re just professionals who study … <\/p>\n

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