{"id":6369,"date":"2024-02-16T06:18:17","date_gmt":"2024-02-16T06:18:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/?p=6369"},"modified":"2024-02-16T06:18:23","modified_gmt":"2024-02-16T06:18:23","slug":"33-things-that-are-easier-with-a-penis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/?p=6369","title":{"rendered":".33 Things that are EASIER With a Penis."},"content":{"rendered":"
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1. Peeing standing up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. Swinging it around like a helicopter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. Reaching things from the top shelf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. Wearing the same pair of pants to work all week.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. Giving a presentation without being interrupted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. Getting a promotion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. Getting offered a salary commensurate with experience.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. Getting paid more than they deserve for the work they\u2019re doing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. Going their entire career without experiencing sexual harassment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. Being taken seriously at the doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11. Getting there without a\u00a0GPS.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12. Telling the\u00a0GPS\u00a0it\u2019s wrong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13. Dumping clean, unfolded laundry on the bed and calling it a day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14. Washing one fork and saying they did the dishes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15. Referring to time spent with their children as \u201cbabysitting.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16. Forgetting their kid\u2019s birthday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17. Being forgiven for forgetting their kid\u2019s birthday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18. Taking an Uber alone after 9 pm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19. Leaving their drink at the bar and going to the bathroom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20. Walking down the street and not having an 85-year-old man drunkenly yell, \u201cHey sexy!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21. Gaining ten pounds without being judged for the rest of their lives.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22. Baking five loaves of bread and eating them all in one sitting without shame.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23. Never getting asked about their \u201cbiological clock\u201d and whether it is \u201cticking.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24. Never getting asked if they think they really can \u201chave it all.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25. Not having to have an opinion about Sheryl Sandberg\u2019s book\u00a0Lean In<\/em>: Women, Work, and the Will to Lead<\/em>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

26. Not having to pretend they liked\u00a0Big Little Lies<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27. Getting elected to neighborhood watch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28. Getting elected to the school board.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29. Getting elected to the state legislature.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30. Getting elected to Congress.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31. Getting elected to the Senate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32. Getting elected\u00a0president.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33. Achieving an orgasm. Every. Single. Time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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