{"id":5879,"date":"2022-10-28T04:52:47","date_gmt":"2022-10-28T04:52:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/?p=5879"},"modified":"2022-11-03T17:04:48","modified_gmt":"2022-11-03T17:04:48","slug":"dinner-suggestions-according-to-my-nine-year-old-son","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/?p=5879","title":{"rendered":".Dinner Suggestions According to my Nine-Year-Old Son.*"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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*Time flies!!!! Always keep that in mind. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Note to all parents and people trying to get pregnant on this planet: Parenting is NOT easy! EVER! It just slowly changes into more insanity! Many times it is not fun and it is a lot of work. A LOT OF WORK! And kids are expensive! On the other hand, it is also fun to have these rascals around because they come up with the craziest things. This for example: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Joel’s Dinner Suggestions<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

A French baguette, but only the inside \u2014 NO CRUST, unless it is freshly baked. (Is this the French in him?) <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Seven slices of cheese<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A frozen waffle, cooked<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A frozen waffle, raw<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The ricotta layer of an entire lasagna<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anything cheese<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Half a stick of butter<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Four very specific Oreos, separate the chocolate layers and lick the creme first<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pizza<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Applesauce through a glass straw<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sushi<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bananas<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Muffins<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Organic blueberries<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A cheese quesadilla dipped in maple syrup<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gum, swallowed<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Carrot sticks, not swallowed<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cucumbers<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chicken noodle soup with crackers, minus the soup<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The jelly half of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Toast cut into four triangles: one with butter, one with jam, one with mayonnaise, and one with pepperoni<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pizza, just the sauce<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pasta with meat sauce<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Around the edges of a cheeseburger without ever actually biting into the meat<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hot Chocolate<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ice cream<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pancakes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Broccoli (still as much as possible)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Count Dracula cereal <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pasta<\/p>\n\n\n\n

More Pasta<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Parmesan cheese<\/p>\n\n\n\n

One bite each of three apples<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A grilled cheese sandwich, served with a cup of apple juice so he can soak the sandwich before eating it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Spaghetti bolognese with the sauce rinsed off in the bathroom sink after he pretends he needs to wash his hands<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cheez-bites aged in the car seat for three weeks<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Birthday cake even though nobody we know has a birthday coming up<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chocolate<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cupcakes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Small cookies eaten from a bowl on the floor like a dog<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The dog\u2019s actual food. Just try it once<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sour cream that he thought was ice cream and continued eating to save face<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Those little packets of coffee creamer they have at a caf\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The poisonous red berries on those bushes outside<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cheerios and milk eaten from the coconut cereal bowl, and if you can\u2019t find the coconut cereal bowl you might as well go kill yourself<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Soap and my shampoo<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ketchup licked off a matchbox car because it dripped onto it while eating (who cares about <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ketchup on everything<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chips, but only with salt and pepper<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A bite of whatever you\u2019re eating, even if you\u2019re both eating the same thing<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

*Time flies!!!! Always keep that in mind. Note to all parents and people trying to get pregnant on this planet: Parenting is NOT easy! EVER! It just slowly changes into more insanity! Many times it is not fun and it is a lot of work.…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_ml_titleColor":"#000000","_ml_titleFont":"Roboto","_ml_titleFontSize":1.136,"_ml_titleFontWeight":"400","_ml_titleLineHeight":1.3,"_ml_metaColor":"#708090","_ml_metaFont":"Montserrat","_ml_metaFontSize":0.6785,"_ml_metaFontWeight":"400","_ml_metaLineHeight":0.92,"_ml_bodyColor":"#a9a9a9","_ml_bodyFont":"Open Sans","_ml_bodyFontSize":0.85,"_ml_bodyFontWeight":"400","_ml_bodyLineHeight":1.2,"_ml_wooPriceColor":"#666","_ml_wooPriceFont":"Open Sans","_ml_wooPriceFontSize":0.9,"_ml_wooPriceFontWeight":"400","_ml_wooPriceLineHeight":1.27,"_ml_headingColor":"#000","_ml_headingFont":"Merriweather","_ml_headingFontSize":2.02,"_ml_headingFontWeight":"700","_ml_headingLineHeight":1.47,"_mlglobal_userfontcolors":{"headingColorUser":[],"titleColorUser":[],"metaColorUser":[],"bodyColorUser":[],"wooPriceColorUser":[]},"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-how-to-beauty","category-minimalism-lifestyle"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5879"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5879\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}