{"id":4958,"date":"2020-04-26T08:45:58","date_gmt":"2020-04-26T08:45:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/?p=4958"},"modified":"2020-04-28T19:44:16","modified_gmt":"2020-04-28T19:44:16","slug":"love-marriage-a-quiz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/?p=4958","title":{"rendered":".Love & Marriage – A Quiz."},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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For some, love in the time of <\/strong><\/a>Corona<\/strong> is pretty tough. Are you currently dating? I came up with a quiz to determine if you even are in a relationship. With all my experience (cough, cough, #eyeroll) I will help you out. Dating Quiz:<\/strong> Is your thing with *___ (insert any name here) a relationship? You have been hooked up for a few weeks but are too nervous to define the relationship? You need answers? Take this quiz. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. On your last date, where did * take you? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    A) To a dorm party, at which he played dart and ten rounds of beer pong because he was “on fire”. Then back to his “crib” at 3 a.m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    B) To a baseball game, at which he bought two six-packs of Budweiser<\/em>, hotdogs, and popcorn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    C) To IKEA, to shop for comfortable couch for his new apartment. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    2. How often does he text you?<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    A) Three to six hours after you send him a message, or maybe more depending on how long it took you to respond to his last text. Or maybe not at all. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    B) Frequently, but WHY IS HE NEVER SENDING ME THE RED HEART EMOJI? Why the green one? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    C) He responds shortly every time you send him a text. He also sends you e-mails with references to jokes that you don’t always get. He is also interested in helping you with your gas and heat bill to find a cheaper solution. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    3. How many of your friends has he met? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

    A) He has met your dog. Does that count? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    B) He has met your shrink. Does that count? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    C) Many. Some think he is constantly all over you but you don’t mind. You like it. Also, he won’t formally introduce himself to your friends all the time which you are cool with, too. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    4. When you told him that you really like the movie Dirty Dancing<\/em>, which song did he personally record a cover of and send to you?<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    A) “Eenie Meenie”, by Justin Bieber<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    B) “Hallelujah”, by Leonard Cohen<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    C) “Shine on you Crazy Diamond” by Pink Floyd<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    5. For your birthday, he gave you _________<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

    A) A text message reading “big horny dick” two days late. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    B) Sad flowers from the gas station. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    C) Breakfast in bed and La Boheme<\/em> opera tickets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    6. When he sleeps over over, he wears\/brings_<\/strong>_________<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    A) A robe his ex gave him last Christmas. A detail that he mentions constantly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    B) An adorable, cute pyjama. Also, a sleep mask, earplugs, and cream to moisturise hands and feet. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    C) Nothing. He prefers body-to-body contact when he cuddles you all night long. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    7. Your last fight was about <\/strong>__________<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    A) You asking him if it is possible to drink less and stop wearing sagging pants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    B) How he shouldn’t have been the one apologizing when the waiter spilled soup on his lap. Ask him if he is Canadian. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    C) You are not sure if it was even a fight? You both just stopped talking at dinner and then didn’t say anything for forty minutes and it seemed kind of weird, but also, shouldn’t you be able to enjoy silence together? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    8. What does he say when he climaxes?<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    A) “YEAH, I f****** nailed it!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    B) “Do you need help filing taxes? We should do it right now!” <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    C) “I love you.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    9. What did you both dress up for Halloween?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

    A) He forgot that you wanted to do a couple-costume and showed up in his Borat sling swimsuit. You were a single pea without a pod. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    B) He went as Donald Trump. You tried to tell him that it was a bad idea, but he kept insisting, “I know him!” You stayed home. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    C) Harry and Sally. He somehow had both of your costumes already. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    10. You have been seeing each other for three months. For your anniversary, he takes you to ___<\/strong>_____<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    A) McDonalds, his favourite restaurant, across the street from his place, even though this food has already made you sick twice and you told him about it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    B) An upscale restaurant. He hired a band. He proposed at dessert but spells it “desert”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    C) A picnic at a small park in the city, where he carves your initial into his favourite tree. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    The Results <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Mostly A’s: <\/strong>I hate to break it to you, but you and * aren’t in a relationship. In fact, * is a complete asshole flirting with a group of twenty-one-year-olds by showing them his juggling “skills” and telling them that he owns a hotel in Zanzibar. Honestly, you can do better. And you will. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Mostly B’s: Yeah, so…… * <\/strong>is just a “project” who probably knows you have “greencards” for Canada and the U.S I guess, you already want to change a lot about him. So does he. It is hard to fall in love, but it’s way harder to get a visa. Use caution with this person but I guess it could work out. I have heard stories. And I have seen things, man. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Mostly C’s:<\/strong> Yes, you are dating *! Congratulations! This could be the real deal! Just be careful though. Take a closer look at that tree he showed you. Maybe yours weren’t the only initials he carved next to his. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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