{"id":4226,"date":"2019-05-14T22:06:44","date_gmt":"2019-05-14T22:06:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com--precise\/?p=4226"},"modified":"2019-05-15T16:23:56","modified_gmt":"2019-05-15T16:23:56","slug":"today-was-a-good-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sometimesraw.com\/?p=4226","title":{"rendered":".Today was a Good Day."},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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There was no clown (or balloons) in the sewer on this rainy morning walk to school. I did not see the ghost that haunts the house next door. A construction worker did not climb over my balcony peaking through the windows but was actually on his way up to fix a leak on the roof while I practice yoga half-naked in my bedroom next door. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

There were no technical issues while I worked on my new website all day. It will be epic and I will share updates soon! I was able to help someone who suffered from low stomach acid, eczema, and under-active adrenals with nutrition and supplements and she feels significantly better. No one said, \u201cYou cannot do this or this won\u2019t work!\u201d No one said, \u201cKeep still, this will be over before you know it.\u201d No one said, \u201cOh my god, it never looked like this before. Usually, Botox does not have this effect on the skin!\u201d No one asked me, \u201cYou are not from Canada, are you?\u201d No one said, \u201cGesundheit!\u201d when I sneezed and was alone in my home. No one slapped me hard across my face and told me to chill and relax. I saw a woman with oxygen tubes in her nose today. I don\u2019t need oxygen tubes in my nose. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I did not need to crawl through an air duct to be free. I did not need to cut my hair very short and bleach it in a gas station restroom to change my personality. I did not need to burn off my own fingerprints or make a tiny escape tool out of a needle, pencil, and sharpener. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I did not have to hitchhike through the country. I did not have to find a place to sleep under a bridge or park bench. I did not have to beg for food. I did not raise my hands up to the sky and screamed, \u201cWhyyyyy?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I didn\u2019t ask, \u201cYou did not cheat?\u201d or \u201cWas none of it true?\u201d I did not answer, \u201cWhat in the world were you thinking\u201d or \u201cWhy did you do this?\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I did not experience road rage even though a BMW driver cut me off while on my bicycle and I almost rolled over the hood of his car. I did not throw my purse over the head of someone talking and texting forever on his phone in a movie theater (again). I did not need to figure out how to secretly smoke in prison while sitting on a toilet and use the suction of the air so nobody would smell it. I did not cut out newspaper articles and taped them to the wall to then connect words with a red string and send my findings to the Russians or French Intelligence. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I did not say: \u201cWhy did you do this\u201d?, \u201cYou don\u2019t know me at all\u201d! \u201cThere is a ghost in the basement for sure\u201d!, \u201cWhat is the worst that can happen\u201d?, \u201cGood things take time\u201d!, \u201cIf anybody is looking for me, I am at Wicked Wanda\u2019s Adult Store to just look around!\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I did not choke on my buckwheat blueberry muffin this morning even though it tasted very dry and sad. Neither did my son. The red color under my son\u2019s nose was not nosebleed but red sharpie. Glad, it was not black. I did not purchase the iRobot vacuum cleaner after we tested it for one day. So useless. My son does not want a pet that needs to be kept in a cage. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I realized that no fairy tales ever begin with: \u201cOnce upon a time, he blindfolded me in the back of the car.\u201d No other woman\u2019s hair clogged my sink. I learned that: a) it is awkward to call a woman: \u201cBud\u201d, b) that a closet full of fancy clothes does not make you a princess or give you style, neither does a fancy car, c) anyone who seems like they never have a bad day occasionally have very, very, bad days, d) if a man won\u2019t tell you where you are going on a date, you are going camping, e) if your only problem is where to go when your cleaning lady comes over to clean your house for three hours or how to how to remove the \u201cservants bell\u201d in your 18th century house, you really do not have problems. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pretty successful day indeed. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There was no clown (or balloons) in the sewer on this rainy morning walk to school. I did not see the ghost that haunts the house next door. A construction worker did not climb over my balcony peaking through the windows but was actually on his way up to fix a leak on the roof … <\/p>\n

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