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I got into a heated debate with someone the other day about whether a desire to change your partner makes you a shitty person. My argument is that it does not. My friend however implied, in so many words, that it did. I clarified that I did not want to change A LOT, only some things. Just a few! For some reason, I felt that my admission was uncouth, but I still believed I am speaking the truth many people in a relationship felt. My friend stood her ground. \u201cYou are not supposed to want to change the person you love. If you ever feel the desire to change them it means that you don\u2019t love them.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n

Me: \u201cOkay, point taken for now. You do not want to change a person. So, let\u2019s shift the conversation to sex in a relationship!\u201d I started slowly. I asked my friend how she feels about movie sex. She responded, \u201cUsually, it is pretty squishy and unreal. Whenever the sex scenes last more than five minutes it seems weird and I hit forward<\/em> on the remote. Nobody has sex like this, right?!\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n

This time, I agree with her. Nothing gets me yelling at the TV faster than weird sex scenes. Honestly, most movie sex scenes are an insult to real sex everywhere I think. I don\u2019t take personal offense but c\u2019mon. Hollywood sex is mostly unrealistic and just horribly clich\u00e9d. Porn usually makes no sense and is good for just one reason but this is clear from the beginning.\u00a0<\/p>\n

This made me think about the most outrageous movie sex myths that seem to have prevailed. Maybe a screenwriter reads this blog post and realizes that it makes sense to excommunicate dumb movie sex scenes immediately so people stop thinking that good sex is supposed to be anything like this. My words may cut surprisingly deep. Be aware. A chilly air may pass between the reader and me\u00a0but this is normal because confrontation and talk about sex makes people jittery.<\/p>\n[Please apply the above logic to the following scenarios]\n

From Zero to 100 in 2 seconds.<\/strong>\u00a0Meaning that there is this idea that there are literally no steps between wanting to have sex and being in the middle of it. This should not need any explanation really but no man can unzip his pants out of a sudden and start having sex. Usually, there are steps involved in this f****** process. I mean this literally.\u00a0<\/p>\n

The woman- asking- to- use- the-toilet-bursting-through-the-door sex.\u00a0<\/strong>This myth usually requires no foreplay in movies and nothing gets my eyes rolling more than a couple bursting through the entrance of a house, knocking things over while making out and of course furiously taking off the clothes still worn. WHO IS DOING THIS? Or better, who decides that this is sexy?\u00a0<\/p>\n

The romantic mutual backward bed crash flip.<\/strong>\u00a0A happy couple, so in love, falls, naked backward onto a bed (of course white sheets) in tandem. Doesn\u2019t this seem so difficult? Second, what if someone left a knife on the bed? But more importantly and third, WHO DOES THIS?\u00a0<\/p>\n

The extremely romantic removal of clothing.\u00a0<\/strong>In movies, removing each other\u2019s clothing seems awkward. The pants get tangled around the ankles or they almost suffocate each other removing a shirt or t-shirt. Unless you are Christian Grey (50 Shades of Grey). Enough of these unrealistic undressing standards.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Sex is not just \u201cjamming it in\u201d.<\/strong>\u00a0This is probably the worst and most egregious faux-pas because whenever I watch a movie and see a man jamming himself into a woman quickly and for the entire length of a sexual encounter is the worst. In my opinion, this just grossly underestimates what sex should entail. I do not know how else to say this more poetically but 1) sex is just not putting a thing into a hole and 2) other things need to be touched for the woman to experience an orgasm, duh! Which brings me to my next point:\u00a0<\/p>\n

The female orgasm.\u00a0<\/strong>Here is a question: How come 100% of movies depict women experiencing orgasms from p-in-v sex when only 25 percent of women even can<\/a><\/strong>? I am trying to avoid the word penetration here because my parents are reading this, but I must point out that women in movies are coming WAY TO MUCH from p-in-v sex and many times even at the same time as their partners. To be honest, this is not happening that often (or ever) either. Oh, and I hate the word intercourse.\u00a0<\/p>\n

All or nothing. <\/strong>Communication is an important part of life and especially when having sex. I think a couple should talk to each other and share their desires and wishes. So what do sex movie scenes usually show us? \u00a0Awkward soundtracked silence or repetitive grunts and \u201cyes oh\u2019s yeeeeees\u2019s\u201d. There is an in-between, you know?! Let me remind you in case you forgot: it is an exchange of thoughts, feelings, and ideas. Wild, huh!\u00a0<\/p>\n

All night sex and\/or let\u2019s do it again sex.<\/strong>\u00a0The couple in the movie, all sweaty, moments after finishing and between heaving breaths say, \u201cLet\u2019s do it again!\u201d and they roll over and get back at it. NOT HAPPENING. And it sounds very bad and tiring. I am not saying that no one does this but\u2026. actually, I am saying that. No one does this. At least some time to recoup, ideally several hours\u2026. and then, ideally you are cuddled up together and asleep.\u00a0<\/p>\n

And can or should I change someone? I believe that maybe full, unbridled acceptance (flaws and all) is ideal to a fault. But I also think it is possible to accept someone while at the same time supporting their betterment, and the betterment of the relationship for a period of time. You don\u2019t want these issues to linger on for years. There is a difference between supportive encouragement and critical punishment.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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